{"id":12291,"date":"2009-04-22T08:30:31","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T08:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wordswarm.net\/dictionary\/tittup.html"},"modified":"2009-04-22T08:30:31","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T08:30:31","slug":"tittup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2009\/04\/22\/tittup.html","title":{"rendered":"Tittup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"width\"><font face=\"arial,helvetica\">To walk with a lofty proud gait, often in an attempt to impress others.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Men get uptight about some things. Butts, for instance. Ass. I was describing my new MBT shoes to a friend, explaining how they&#8217;re supposed to improve one&#8217;s posture as well as strengthen the lower back and butt. Everything was fine until I got to butt, at which point my friend started chuckling uncomfortably. &quot;How&#8217;s your butt lookin&#8217; these days?&quot; I high-fived and said &quot;My butt&#8217;s lookin&#8217; good, girlfriend!&quot; And there was much, much laughter &#8212; maybe a little too much &#8212; to extinguish or perhaps stoke these male anxieties about the butt. I was quoting the literature about MBT shoes and how they are supposed to do all those things to improve the posture but I guess I came off sounding less clinical then the literature I cited.<br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To walk with a lofty proud gait, often in an attempt to impress others. &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whats-the-word","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saumAn-tittup","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}