{"id":13313,"date":"2011-09-21T18:46:28","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T22:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=1894"},"modified":"2011-09-21T18:46:28","modified_gmt":"2011-09-21T22:46:28","slug":"feel-the-bile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2011\/09\/21\/feel-the-bile.html","title":{"rendered":"feel the bile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\ti felt the bile rise up today, and yesterday. the bile of aggravation, and <br \/>\nfrustration, hiopelessness and despair whilst waiting for a computer or <br \/>\na piece of software or a piece of hardware to just fucking work. the <br \/>\naggravation transfers to other objects. i couldn&#8217;t get the fucking bag of <br \/>\nbacon to open as indicated on the bag. peel here to open, i think it said. <br \/>\nnothing doing. no way to separate the heads of plastic. &#8220;open!&#8221; i <br \/>\nimplored. &#8220;OPEN!&#8221; eventually the bacon bag was opened. i got my 4 strips <br \/>\nof extra thick cut oscar meyer. but as i try to re-energize my <br \/>\ncomputer-related pursuits i find the constant altercations with inferior <br \/>\nwares is more of an aggravation than it ever used to be.<\/p>\n<p>i was looking at maps this morning. maps of other cities, other towns, <br \/>\nother places. detroit looked like a wilderness to me, from 50,000 feet. <br \/>\nmaybe i&#8217;ll move there.<\/p>\n<p>i have the freedom to move where i please, to live where i can. why not <br \/>\ntake that opportunity, while i can? before responsibility enters into my <br \/>\ndays, and the fading vigors of youth disappear from my stride.<\/p>\n<p>i spent the last few days looking into other ventures, other ways to make <br \/>\na buck here or there. my investment philosophy is the same as my <br \/>\nlivelihood philosophy. don&#8217;t try to turn $10k into $50k. Try to turn $1 <br \/>\ninto $1.50. Rinse, lather, repeat, repeat, repeat.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i felt the bile rise up today, and yesterday. the bile of aggravation, and frustration, hiopelessness and despair whilst waiting for a computer or a piece of software or a piece of hardware to just fucking work. the aggravation transfers to other objects. i couldn&#8217;t get the fucking bag of bacon to open as indicated [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-3sJ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}