{"id":13320,"date":"2011-10-03T18:22:27","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T22:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=1908"},"modified":"2011-10-03T18:22:27","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T22:22:27","slug":"october","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2011\/10\/03\/october.html","title":{"rendered":"october"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\toctober seems to have hit me like a bag of bricks, once again, right on <br \/>\nschedule. it eluded me that that might be the cause, but every year it <br \/>\nhappens, the seasons change and so do i. this year i also re-experienced <br \/>\nlast year&#8217;s hearing loss, which wasn&#8217;t as bad this year, but the symptoms <br \/>\nwere almost identical. when the temperature dropped 25 degrees in 24 hours <br \/>\nmy left ear clogged up, feeling like liquid had accumulated. last year i <br \/>\nsaw a surly ear\/nose\/throat doctor who stuck things up my nose and ears <br \/>\n(what a glamorous job) and put me on steroids which made me feel like i <br \/>\nwas being cooked inside a microwave. i don&#8217;t think those pills made a <br \/>\ndifference, and the hearing problem went away on its own.<\/p>\n<p>i walked around like a zombie today, feeling numb inside and out.<\/p>\n<p>this drama with LensCrafters is getting kinda weird. i bought a $500 pair <br \/>\nof sunglasses at the LensCrafters on 5th Avenue, with delivery expected 2 <br \/>\nweeks later. the weeks passed and passed, and now it&#8217;s looking &#8220;glasses in <br \/>\nabout an hour&#8221; is going to be &#8220;glasses in about 2 months.&#8221; i could really <br \/>\nhave used sunglasses about a month ago, too. i knew something was amiss <br \/>\nwith this whole purchase. the sales rep was very nice but she kept making <br \/>\nmistakes, so much so that the optomotrists there were all kinda making fun <br \/>\nof her for screwing up so much.<\/p>\n<p>so if\/when these glasses ever actually arrive i have this hunch that they <br \/>\nare going to be fucked up somehow. wrong prescription, wrong size, wrong <br \/>\nsomething. it&#8217;s just weird. the supervisor of the store called and sounded <br \/>\nlike she might start crying over this, saying she had no idea why the lab <br \/>\nwas taking so long or what the freakin&#8217; problem was. she said i&#8217;d get a <br \/>\ndiscount, which is not expected but hey, i&#8217;ll take it. it&#8217;s strange, man, <br \/>\nhow this one order seems to have flummoxed those fine folks.<\/p>\n<p>i have a pocket full of gift cards, which i got as &#8220;rewards&#8221; from a credit <br \/>\ncard i use. i&#8217;ve accumulated points for years, rarely using them for <br \/>\nanything except amazon.com credits, but i thought i&#8217;d try the cards. now i <br \/>\nhave in my pocket $50 gift cards for starbucks, outback, tgi fridays, <br \/>\ndunkin donuts, and applebee&#8217;s. most of these places i avoid, but i got the <br \/>\napplebee&#8217;s and tgi friday&#8217;s cards for beers at the bar. the food at both <br \/>\nthose places makes me sick. outback is usually reliable enough, but i <br \/>\nhadn&#8217;t been inside a starbucks in at least a year until i got this card.<\/p>\n<p>something i miss about my credit card rewards program was this silly bit <br \/>\nof copy they put on the web site. the link to the page where you see what <br \/>\nrewards you can get with your available points said something like &#8220;Redeem <br \/>\nyour reward points. 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