{"id":13963,"date":"2017-02-03T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-03T21:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=6805"},"modified":"2017-02-03T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2017-02-03T21:42:00","slug":"discovery-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2017\/02\/03\/discovery-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Discovery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tOnly going to be here for a little butt. At the other library. The last one started sounding like a K-Mart. A librarian got on the PA telling the mob of kids I had not noticed forming in the place to go to a certain room. Didn&#8217;t catch the details but the place had a party atmosphere that i didn&#8217;t find conducive to talking about cunt and thinking about fleshing out the rest of that story. Just another note, though: I never knew another word of it until the Pia Zadora incident, when &#8220;pussy&#8221; first came across to me as being a synonym for that. Except I didn&#8217;t quite get that. I thought the woman was generally being called &#8220;pussy&#8221; like a hip individual might be called a &#8220;cat&#8221;. &#8220;Nice pussy&#8221; was the expression, one which gained worldwide acclaim after a certain presidential candidate might have used such terms. But it was the whispered way the word &#8220;cunt&#8221; was uttered, as if respectfully, almost churchly. No one wanted to say it too loud, like we were cursing in church. I may have interpreted it as being a gesture of deference to the girls on the bus, except that they didn&#8217;t care. For the longest time the word was a respectful one to me. Later I would learn it to be the worst thing you could call a woman, at least in the U.S., while in other countries the word is bandied about like &#8220;jerk&#8221;.<\/p>\n<h1>TAKE ME TO CHURCH!<\/h1>\n<p>Always remember a high school friend who swore he did not know the toilet was called the toilet until he was in high school. Until then he thought it was called &#8220;The Throne.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Page 61 of Walter Dean Myers&#8217; <cite>Antarctica, Journeys to the South Pole<\/cite> is itself subtitled &#8220;The Discovery Expedition&#8221;. A previous reader had dog-eared this page, making it seem that it must contain meritorious content. The dog-eared page happens to introduce the subject of dogs in the Antarctic, and commences an overview of what Myers described as an &#8220;interesting&#8221; chapter by Sir Leopold M&#8217;Clintock from <cite>The Antarctic Manual<\/cite>. The chapter is about how the author had found that dogs moved heavier loads ad much as 25% faster than men would, with no need to stop and rest. Published in 1901 I guess that gives some insight into the state of antarctic canine research.<\/p>\n<p>In the mid-1990s I endeavored to get a cruise ship to the end of the world, this at a time before passenger cruises to Antarctica became something of a trifling distraction for the monied class. At the time cruises did not seem especially expensive &#8212; lest I would not have bee considering one. But like anything interesting it becomes a fashion, too many people start going there, and the next you know it&#8217;s like Portland, Maine, becoming the next Hamptons.<\/p>\n<p>Long ago I was in touch with someone in Antarctica. He sent photos of the continents only payphones, at McMurdo Station. He was an acquaintance of a globetrotting woman I thought I was was dating at the time. Good times. I get out of her.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only going to be here for a little butt. At the other library. The last one started sounding like a K-Mart. 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