\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
I underestimated the Detective.
\nHis knowledge of pornography is
\nthorough and forever.
\nHe suffers not through
\ncommon anecdotes of throated
\norgans and fetished parts in the
\nsexless halls of God and government.
\nThese pedestrian anecdotes are
\npoppycock compared to his
\nanthropological accounts of
\n17th century smut and its
\nsummary influences on today’s
\nunshaved Moroccan virgins.<\/p>\n
He has a teething way of
\nfavoring the cuckold.
\nNo distraction keeps him from
\nfocusing on his colorless view of
\ndepravity and self-scorn.<\/p>\n
Misandrists get no respect, he says,
\nand he may be right.
\nWho even knows the word?<\/p>\n
His scholarly economy of porn holds on,
\nit even turns a profit from the
\nlovers who leap from buildings and the
\nelderly hookers thrown into
\nunpublished fantasies.<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
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