{"id":15715,"date":"2018-01-23T09:42:06","date_gmt":"2018-01-23T14:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=15715"},"modified":"2018-01-23T09:42:06","modified_gmt":"2018-01-23T14:42:06","slug":"astoria-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2018\/01\/23\/astoria-3.html","title":{"rendered":"ASTORIA!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tI wrote a silly poem yesterday using only letters from the word &#8220;ASTORIA&#8221;. I did not use any kind of word-generating website or software to spell out all possible words that could be made from these letters. I was not expecting this to make sense but it almost kinda does:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong>ASTORIA!<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">I TOAST ITS AIR!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">I SIT AT ITS OARS,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">SASS ITS TATAS,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">ROAST ITS OATS.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">ASTORIA&#8217;S TRAITS?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">ASTOR IS AT ITS ROOT.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">IT IS STAIRS TO A STAR,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">A SORTA RATIO TO ART.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">I SIT AT ASTORIA&#8217;S ROOST.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">I TOOT ITS STATS,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">TROT TO ITS ARIAS,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">ROT AT ITS STRATA.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">IS ASTORIA&#8217;S ORATORIO ARIOSO?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">IS ITS RAT A TIT OR TAT?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">ASTORIA&#8217;S TAR IS ITS ROOTS.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">IT SOARS! ASTORIA ROARS!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote a silly poem yesterday using only letters from the word &#8220;ASTORIA&#8221;. I did not use any kind of word-generating website or software to spell out all possible words that could be made from these letters. I was not expecting this to make sense but it almost kinda does: ASTORIA! I TOAST ITS AIR! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-45t","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}