\t\t\t\tPATRIOTS RIOT!
\nI TRIP AT ITS PORTS!
\nI STRAP IT TO A PARROT’S ASS,
\nPROP ITS POOPOO TO A
\nPOOR STAR’S TITS.
\nIT TRAPS A SPORT’S ROOTS.
\nSOOT IS POP’S POOP.
\nI PORT POP’S POOP TO A
\nPROTO-STRAIT’S ROT.
\nAS I TROT TO PAPI’S PARTS.
\nI POOP. I POOP!\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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