{"id":16706,"date":"2018-04-11T23:46:48","date_gmt":"2018-04-12T03:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=16706"},"modified":"2018-04-11T23:46:48","modified_gmt":"2018-04-12T03:46:48","slug":"friends-in-the-backyard-of-a-home-in-alabama-severely-mauled-by-people-the-girls-rushed-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2018\/04\/11\/friends-in-the-backyard-of-a-home-in-alabama-severely-mauled-by-people-the-girls-rushed-to.html","title":{"rendered":"Friends in the backyard of a home in Alabama severely mauled by people the girls rushed to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/spark.adobe.com\/page\/ccGEhahTDxLEa\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Messing around with Adobe Spark<\/a>, because I can&#8217;t sleep again. Not very impressed but why would I be? Or maybe I shouldn&#8217;t be such a snob. My skills are no longer current so I should embrace this kind of crap. Right? Somehow I never have, not since the earliest Dreamweaver sales pitches at corporate.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_16707\" style=\"width: 745px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/spark.adobe.com\/page\/ccGEhahTDxLEa\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-16707\" class=\"wp-image-16707 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/mobi\/37\/2018\/04\/0e7a8c29-d45c-4859-9f09-88533b31eaeb1-1024x768-1.jpg?resize=735%2C551&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Adobe Sparkle\" width=\"735\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-16707\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Adobe Sparkle<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/spark.adobe.com\/page\/ccGEhahTDxLEa\/\">Friends in the backyard of a home in Alabama severely mauled by people the girls rushed to<\/a><\/em>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Messing around with Adobe Spark, because I can&#8217;t sleep again. Not very impressed but why would I be? Or maybe I shouldn&#8217;t be such a snob. My skills are no longer current so I should embrace this kind of crap. Right? Somehow I never have, not since the earliest Dreamweaver sales pitches at corporate. Source: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23019,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-links-to-other-places","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/0e7a8c29-d45c-4859-9f09-88533b31eaeb1-1024x768-1-5.jpg?fit=1024%2C768&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-4ls","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16706\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}