{"id":1702,"date":"2013-01-18T17:11:52","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T21:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=1702"},"modified":"2013-01-18T17:11:52","modified_gmt":"2013-01-18T21:11:52","slug":"found-sickness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2013\/01\/18\/found-sickness.html","title":{"rendered":"Found: Sickness"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tI found this unsigned note inside a used book that I bought today.<\/p>\n

The book is I Went To College And It Was Okay, a Collection of Jim’s Journal Cartoons by Jim<\/b><\/i>.<\/p>\n

\"Sickness\"

Sickness<\/p><\/div>\n

Sickness<\/strong><\/p>\n

You can never reach a comfortable position when you are sick. Your back rakes with heat and your head weighs down your upper body.<\/p>\n

Your facial openings are flooded with mucus to the point where you don’t know whether to sniff, swallow, or blow.<\/p>\n

Then you drink cold water in order to cool the furnace within and sooth the grating in your throat.<\/p>\n

Even then the water only pesters a troubled stomach that squeezes with queeziness.<\/p>\n

But then I eat crackers.<\/p>\n

They make me happy.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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