{"id":1716,"date":"2013-01-19T15:43:34","date_gmt":"2013-01-19T19:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=1716"},"modified":"2013-01-19T15:43:34","modified_gmt":"2013-01-19T19:43:34","slug":"answer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2013\/01\/19\/answer.html","title":{"rendered":"Answer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tDon\u2019t<br \/>\nanswer<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nphone<br \/>\nif<br \/>\nyou<br \/>\nthink<br \/>\nit\u2019s<br \/>\na<br \/>\nfreedom-loving<br \/>\nloudmouth.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t<br \/>\nanswer<br \/>\nif<br \/>\nyou<br \/>\nsuspect<br \/>\na<br \/>\ntyranny<br \/>\nis<br \/>\ncoming<br \/>\nto<br \/>\ndrown<br \/>\nyou.<\/p>\n<p>Do<br \/>\nnot<br \/>\nanswer<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nphone<br \/>\nif<br \/>\na<br \/>\nwavy<br \/>\nrain<br \/>\nof<br \/>\nBeethoven\u2019s<br \/>\n<i>Gro\u00dfe Fuge<\/i><br \/>\nrolls<br \/>\nthrough<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nundeleted<br \/>\ne-mails.<\/p>\n<p>Answer<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nphone<br \/>\nwhen<br \/>\ntides<br \/>\nand<br \/>\ndramatic<br \/>\nweather<br \/>\ncalamities<br \/>\ndisrupt<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\ninauguration<br \/>\nceremony<br \/>\nof<br \/>\nPresident<br \/>\nWilliam<br \/>\nH.<br \/>\nTaft.<\/p>\n<p>Answer<br \/>\nwhen<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\n49th<br \/>\nvolume<br \/>\nof<br \/>\nManhattan\u2019s<br \/>\nYellow Pages<br \/>\nfor<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\n14th<br \/>\ncentury<br \/>\nis<br \/>\npublished.<\/p>\n<p>Answer<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nphone<br \/>\nif<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nnight<br \/>\nis<br \/>\nold<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nday<br \/>\nis<br \/>\nblemished<br \/>\nby<br \/>\ncloseted<br \/>\nlaziness.<\/p>\n<p>Answer<br \/>\nif<br \/>\nyou<br \/>\ntreated<br \/>\nme<br \/>\nright,<br \/>\nanswer<br \/>\nif<br \/>\nyou<br \/>\npunished<br \/>\nme<br \/>\nneedlessly.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t<br \/>\nanswer<br \/>\nif<br \/>\nI<br \/>\ntrickled<br \/>\ndown<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nbowling<br \/>\nalley,<br \/>\nor<br \/>\nif<br \/>\nI<br \/>\nimpugned<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\ndignity<br \/>\nwith<br \/>\na<br \/>\nspelling<br \/>\nerror.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t answer the phone if you think it\u2019s a freedom-loving loudmouth. Don\u2019t answer if you suspect a tyranny is coming to drown you. Do not answer your phone if a wavy rain of Beethoven\u2019s Gro\u00dfe Fuge rolls through your undeleted e-mails. Answer the phone when tides and dramatic weather calamities disrupt the inauguration ceremony of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saumAn-answer","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}