{"id":17463,"date":"2018-06-12T22:16:28","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T02:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=17463"},"modified":"2018-06-12T22:16:28","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T02:16:28","slug":"bullshit-twitter-notifications-are-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2018\/06\/12\/bullshit-twitter-notifications-are-back.html","title":{"rendered":"Bullshit Twitter Notifications Are Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tI just wasted precious energy pointing the mouse at my 2 Twitter notifications so I could learn this. I am so enriched.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17464\" style=\"width: 596px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17464\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17464\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/bullshit-twitter-notifications.jpg?resize=586%2C205&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Bullshit Twitter Notifications\" width=\"586\" height=\"205\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-17464\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bullshit Twitter Notifications<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just wasted precious energy pointing the mouse at my 2 Twitter notifications so I could learn this. I am so enriched.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22951,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shit-doesnt-work","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/bullshit-twitter-notifications-5.jpg?fit=586%2C205&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-4xF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17463\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}