\t\t\t\tLooking for last year’s tax return I found this blip from August 11, 2013. What?<\/p>\n
Women and men in their automobiles, at first oblivious to the mel\u00e9e, were instead subsumed by an aerial avalanche of wings and molt.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
Millions of moths swarmed the intersection of Northern Boulevard and Steinway Street this morning, commencing a thick spectacle expected to last weeks. The moths descended on Western Beef, the soon-to-be-demolished grocery store to be replaced by luxury condominiums for people who don\u2019t live there.<\/p>\n
The moths, bred by an eccentrically modified human orgasm, were there on a reconnaissance mission to evaluate the intersection\u2019s structural stability.<\/p>\n
A 29-year-old construction worker, unaware his integrity had slipped from the lip of his truck\u2019s reflective bumper, inhaled a small quantity of the moths, choking at first but quickly coming to appreciate their urgency, and their starchy texture.<\/p>\n
Others followed suit. Teachers and priests stopped their vehicles, stepping onto Northern Boulevard\u2019s pavement hoping for a foodless life. Wealthy and indigent alike grabbed fistfuls of moths, shoveling the flapping beasts into their mouths like sands through misshapen hourglasses.<\/p>\n
The intersection\u2019s hyperlocal news source, reporting from another country, quickly fabricated quotes from the crowd about the unique flavor of the moths\u2019 attempts to escape their mouths.<\/p>\n
The moths, for their part, swallowed afternoons and nights, shitting them into the morning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n