{"id":18824,"date":"2019-04-09T19:31:16","date_gmt":"2019-04-09T23:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=18824"},"modified":"2019-04-09T19:31:16","modified_gmt":"2019-04-09T23:31:16","slug":"clyde-sipping-a-gimlet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2019\/04\/09\/clyde-sipping-a-gimlet.html","title":{"rendered":"Clyde Sipping a Gimlet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I left Clyde alone with his gimlet, forgetting for the moment that his arms could not reach the glass I cruelly left for him. Amends were made. He got zuumin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_18825\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18825\" data-attachment-id=\"18825\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2019\/04\/09\/clyde-sipping-a-gimlet.html\/clyde-sippin-a-gimlet-20190408_220455\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/clyde-sippin-a-gimlet-20190408_220455.jpg?fit=3024%2C4032&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.5&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-G965U&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1554761095&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.1&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Clyde Sippin&amp;#8217; a Gimlet. 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