\t\t\t\ttittie bar ruined my day. i was going to send another hour at the cemetery but i passed the nearby tittie bar and saw their signs that said they were open at 4pm. i didn’t think it was already 4pm, but the place was open for titie business, so i figured i’d lost track of time. i don’t carry a time piece or a cell phone, so i rely on the randomness of passing time pronouncements. alas, i don’t know if the tittie bar wasn’t really open, or if i misread the sign, but i headed home thinking that if the tittie bar was open then it must be 4pm, and that if it was 4pm it was going to quickly get dark and cold, so i had to forgo any other plans to circle back on what i’d started that day (long story that). wen i got home i saw that it was only 3fucking:30 and that the tittie bar was either open very early for business today or it wasn’t really open but whhatever te case the fucking tittie bar ruined my day with its disorientation of time. i guess it didn’t really RUIN or DESTROY my day but it annoyed me nonetheless. tittie bar ruined my day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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