{"id":20,"date":"2006-08-21T20:40:07","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T00:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=20"},"modified":"2006-08-21T20:40:07","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T00:40:07","slug":"rock-concert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2006\/08\/21\/rock-concert.html","title":{"rendered":"Rock Concert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<font face=\"Verdana,Arial,Helvetica\"><br \/>\nTHERE ARE 7 ROCK CONCERTS IN THE FREEZER.<br \/>\nALL OF MONDAY&#8217;S ROCK CONCERTS ARE BLANKETED.<br \/>\nHARRY SPAARNAY HAS HOSTED ALL OF MARK ROTH&#8217;S ROCK CONCERTS.<br \/>\nTHERE ARE NO COMPLAINING ROCK CONCERTS.<br \/>\nALL ROCK CONCERTS ARE IN ARIZONA.<br \/>\nEVERY ROCK CONCERT IN YOUR OVEN COSTS $14.99.<br \/>\nMY BUS DRIVER EXAMINED THE ROCK CONCERT IN MY EYES.<br \/>\nI SAW A ROCK CONCERT AT THE BOTTOM OF A BIG HOLE.<br \/>\nI SAW A ROCK CONCERT IN ONE WINDOW OF A LOW-LANDING JET PLANE.<br \/>\nSO BILL GATES, A PRIEST, AND A ROCK CONCERT WALK INTO A BAR&#8230;<br \/>\nWALGREEN&#8217;S OCCASIONALLY HAS BINS FULL OF ROCK CONCERTS FOR 29\u00a2 EACH.<br \/>\nTHERE&#8217;S A ROCK CONCERT BEING FOUGHT ON THE TURNPIKE, AND A BALLET BEING FOUGHT OUT IN THE ALLEY.<br \/>\nI HAVE KNOWN ROCK CONCERTS TO BE IGNORANT, UNDERWATER, TEAL, AND FLANNEL.<br \/>\nTHERE ARE NO SECURE ROCK CONCERTS.<br \/>\nMOST ROCK CONCERTS REQUIRE SATIN SHEETS.<br \/>\nTHOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL ROCK CONCERTS ENTER AMERICA EVERY WEEK, MOSTLY THROUGH MISSOURI.<br \/>\nTHE HIGHEST POINT IN ARIZONA IS A ROCK CONCERT.<br \/>\nTHERE SHOULD BE MORE FLATSCREEN ROCK CONCERTS.<br \/>\nTHERE WERE TWELVE ROCK CONCERTS IN THE 9TH CENTURY.<br \/>\nMASTURBATION IS A ROCK CONCERT.<br \/>\nTHE ACTION AISLE IS A ROCK CONCERT.<br \/>\nTHE SECRET SAUCE IS A ROCK CONCERT.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tMy bus driver examined the rock concert in my eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-k","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}