\t\t\t\tcrazy creams. crazy, crazy, crazy dreams. in last night’s transcendental epic i was wandering around Astoria when i stepped into a house in which religious activities were afoot. church meetings and support groups, people talking about Jesus and The Lord when one of the girls (she looked about 21 or 22) asked me “Sir, in the name of God and in the interest of all things righteous I would like to ask you if I can suck your cock.” i said no, no way, and she stepped back, asking “Why?” i said it did not sound consistent with the teachings of Jesus and God to suck my cock in His name… but then i asked if she still wanted to do it. she demured, while i stood there with my cock hanging there. i could not pull my pants back up because after i dropped my pants to the floor they shrank and became too small for me to pull back up. so i put on a long coat and prepared to leave. a teenage boy, blushing and embarrassed, approached me to say he was sorry that i saw him masturbating in the chapel. i did not see him doing this, i did not even see a chapel, and i had no memory of seeing this person ever before, but i accepted his apology, which seemed sincere, even if the incident did not seem to have happened. the others involved in church group support session stuff dispersed, and i tried to leave, but my pace slowed to a heavy, heavy crawl. i fell into a bed, expecting to crawl over it to get to a door, but gravity and inertia had me feeling like i weighed 300 pounds. i dropped my Treo (Treo? That was years ago) on the bed, and it took over an hour to pick it up again. my life was like a 78rpm record played at 33rpm. that’s how i woke up, feeling like i could barely move, as i tried to exit that strange house.<\/p>\n
the other suite of dreams was even crazier, and last nights churchly epic had a lot more introductory material that i cant remember now\/\/\/<\/p>\n
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