{"id":2066,"date":"2012-01-02T19:36:46","date_gmt":"2012-01-02T23:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=2066"},"modified":"2012-01-02T19:36:46","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T23:36:46","slug":"munchamuncha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2012\/01\/02\/munchamuncha.html","title":{"rendered":"munchamuncha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\ti meant to send this on 12\/29\/11<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>no meaning to the subject line, except that i am sitting near someone who is eating food. munchamuncha foodstuffs foodstuffs. this was a bogus, empty day in which i slept strangely until noon. sleeping until noon is not strange, but the manner in which i slept was strange. like poorly-stacked wood. i watched some more TV. oh yeah. part of my ambivalence about getting this gigormous TV is that as muchh as i hate ot admit it i really missed having a television on all the time. i like the game show network, the random movies and shows that wash past, and i like commercials forr  the most part, unless i am trying to follow a film&#8217;s plot line.<\/p>\n<p>last night i watched the better part of Rambo II, remembering how i saw it at the theaters in Tampa when but a sprig. people at the theater stood up at times throughout the movie, raising both fists and bellowing &#8220;RAAAAAAAAAAAAMBOOOO!&#8221; these exaltations often were followed by hoots and hollers and foot-stomping applause from the others at the theater.<\/p>\n<p>i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ve ever bene at another film with a crowd like that. later i saw Siskel &amp; Ebert discussing that film, and other violent films, and describing similar scenes at the Chicago theaters where they saw Rambo. they said it was &#8220;disturbing&#8221; to see people react with glee at the gore and deaths, and to be among people who had obviously seen the movie several times over and had every gunshot memorized.<\/p>\n<p>even then, at my young age, i thought siskel &amp; ebert had no business crossing into cultural commentary of that vintage. i had similar feelings of inappropriateness when the fat guy (i can never remember which was which of that duo) talked about the sexiest scenes in mainstream filmdom. he showed a Phoebe Cates scene in which she dances, fully clothed as i recall, to some kind of red-hot sex-fueled music, ending up on the floor with her legs spread and looking exhausted from a faux-orgasm. then the TV cuts to the fat guy, looking hot and horny and with the gleam of sex in his eyes, saying &#8220;that&#8217;s the sexiest thing i&#8217;ve ever seen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>they showed another scene from &#8220;Body Heat&#8221;, where William Hurt corks the woman, but he does so without the director resorting to pornography. that&#8217;s a good thing for William hurt, look at what that assfucking scene did for William Dafoe&#8217;s reputation.<\/p>\n<p>i just didn&#8217;t want to think about Siskel and Ebert getting woodies. that is all.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>my back is sore from setting up the TV yesterday. the more i think about that, the more annoyed i am at not knowing ahead of time that i was going to have to do so much heavy lifting. what might this fellow have done were i elderly or infirm? 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