{"id":235,"date":"2009-04-09T16:21:01","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T20:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2009\/04\/09\/thingies.html"},"modified":"2009-04-09T16:21:01","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T20:21:01","slug":"thingies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2009\/04\/09\/thingies.html","title":{"rendered":"Thingies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tSitting   at a Starbucks after a walk in the fabulous MBT shoes. I think it might be time to call the retinal specialist regarding that macular degeneration thingie. That blindness thingie. I am not scheduled until September but he said to seek an immediate appointment if I start getting cloudy vision or white casts around things. I am seeing all those things. Clouds and white glow thingies around almost everything at times but my long-range focus is faboo most likely due to the Lutein supplemments on which I have gorged for the last few years.<\/p>\n<p> Walking around in my MBTs I felt three times like bird shit had landed on my head. Thrice I removed my Yankees cap to check for bird shit and thrice I found none.  No Yankee-topping bird shit. It must have been the MBTs ripping my head open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting at a Starbucks after a walk in the fabulous MBT shoes. I think it might be time to call the retinal specialist regarding that macular degeneration thingie. That blindness thingie. I am not scheduled until September but he said to seek an immediate appointment if I start getting cloudy vision or white casts around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saumAn-thingies","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}