{"id":2460,"date":"2013-08-13T14:28:14","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T18:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=2460"},"modified":"2013-08-13T14:28:14","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T18:28:14","slug":"what-will-drive-me-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2013\/08\/13\/what-will-drive-me-insane.html","title":{"rendered":"What Will Drive Me Insane?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tWhat will drive me insane?<br \/>\nThe sandwiches.<\/p>\n<p>I see tall buildings filled with sandwiches.<br \/>\nNever in our civilization\u2019s plunder of triumphs will<br \/>\nenough sandwiches be ready to feed us.<\/p>\n<p>Automobiles and musical instruments will be filled to capacity with sandwiches:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>   Italian Combo on Hero Bread with Salami, Ham, Lettuce, and Mustard<br \/>\n   Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato on Toasted White Bread<br \/>\n   Sliced Cucumbers and Muenster Cheese on 7-grain <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2018Cellos and Cadillacs alike will burst at their seams with sandwiches.<br \/>\nWhen cars and pianos and fisherman\u2019s vests are filled with sandwiches<br \/>\nendless quantities of increasingly large sandwiches will be poured into<br \/>\nanonymous office buildings and government surveillance silos.<br \/>\nAmerica\u2019s capitalistic endeavors will be consumed by<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Peanut Butter and Jelly on Wonder Bread,<br \/>\nBaloney and Mustard on Wheat<br \/>\nOpen-Face Reubens on Rye.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What will drive me insane?<br \/>\nThe sandwiches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What will drive me insane? The sandwiches. I see tall buildings filled with sandwiches. Never in our civilization\u2019s plunder of triumphs will enough sandwiches be ready to feed us. Automobiles and musical instruments will be filled to capacity with sandwiches: Italian Combo on Hero Bread with Salami, Ham, Lettuce, and Mustard Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-181-2","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-DG","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}