{"id":2477,"date":"2013-08-18T12:48:13","date_gmt":"2013-08-18T16:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=2477"},"modified":"2013-08-18T12:48:13","modified_gmt":"2013-08-18T16:48:13","slug":"octopus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2013\/08\/18\/octopus.html","title":{"rendered":"Octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tI found an octopus in your thermometer.<br \/>\nIts eyes looked human, its mouth was a dog\u2019s.<br \/>\nBehind the sucking sounds of its tongue it<br \/>\nasked simple questions:<br \/>\nWill there be Sundays in October?<br \/>\nWill future religions worship electricity?<br \/>\nWhen will Manhattan\u2019s tallest buildings<br \/>\ndismount from their tricycles?<br \/>\nI answered as best I could,<br \/>\ninhaling organized nonsense from my memory drain.<br \/>\nThe octopus\u2019 eyes grew skeptical.<br \/>\nIts mouth grew dry.<br \/>\nBricks formed on its teeth.<br \/>\nHow little wisdom can fail such a creature?\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found an octopus in your thermometer. Its eyes looked human, its mouth was a dog\u2019s. Behind the sucking sounds of its tongue it asked simple questions: Will there be Sundays in October? Will future religions worship electricity? When will Manhattan\u2019s tallest buildings dismount from their tricycles? I answered as best I could, inhaling organized [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saumAn-octopus","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}