{"id":24811,"date":"2020-03-27T20:27:29","date_gmt":"2020-03-28T00:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=24811"},"modified":"2020-03-27T20:27:29","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T00:27:29","slug":"im-a-friend-of-jesus-i-will-not-suck-my-own-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/03\/27\/im-a-friend-of-jesus-i-will-not-suck-my-own-penis.html","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a friend of Jesus: I will not suck my own penis."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea what this refers to. I found it in a mass of text files from the early 1990s. Timestamp on this one is November 29, 1992. I guess I grabbed it off a BBS but do not remember now. Any insights appreciated. 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