{"id":24818,"date":"2020-03-27T20:30:49","date_gmt":"2020-03-28T00:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=24818"},"modified":"2020-03-27T20:30:49","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T00:30:49","slug":"e-mail-to-robert-helps-1992","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/03\/27\/e-mail-to-robert-helps-1992.html","title":{"rendered":"E-Mail to Robert Helps, 1992"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Bob,<\/p>\n<p>Hello.  How are you doing?  I was thinking of you last night when<br \/>\nI ordered a Cape Codder at Kennedy&#8217;s Restaurant &#038; Bar on West<br \/>\n57th Street.  They made it exceptionally strong, I think, which<br \/>\nmay have contributed to my falling head first into a pile of<br \/>\ngarbage bags outside the place afterwards.  Otherwise, we had a<br \/>\nswell time.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve played your Valse Mirage a few more times, always to the<br \/>\ndelight of the audiences I am somehow able to gather at 3:00 on<br \/>\nweekday afternoons.  I am planning more gigs sion, and I hope to<br \/>\ndo your Nocturne and Valse, along with Philip Glass, Kaikhosru<br \/>\nSorabji, David Lang (if I can get the score to While Nailing at<br \/>\nRandom), and heaven only knows what else..  I may actually rent<br \/>\nthe Bruno Walter at Lincoln Center and try to make money there<br \/>\nfor once.  Money, of course, is the most important thing in the<br \/>\nworld.  The Greenwich House gig would cost me considerably more<br \/>\nup-front than the Bruno Walter, so I&#8217;ll have to consider that in<br \/>\nmy plans.  <\/p>\n<p>Have I told you I&#8217;m working at Avon Cosmetics as a word processor<br \/>\nand marketing trainee?  It&#8217;s rather fun, and somehow, it&#8217;s what I<br \/>\nwanted when I moved here.  I wanted to live a life like Robert<br \/>\nMiller did.  Did you ever know him?  He was a big wheel on Wall<br \/>\nStreet while recording all that Cowell and everything.  I just<br \/>\nheard he died of liver pseurosis, though he was never an<br \/>\nalcoholic.  Anyhow, the Avon gig is pretty soft, but the pay is<br \/>\ngrand, and the location is also great &#8212; 9 West 57th.  It&#8217;s that<br \/>\nbig building with the huge orange number 9 in front of it.  It&#8217;s<br \/>\nquite a facility, and I&#8217;m enjoying working my way up the<br \/>\ncorporate ladder, though I expect to bail out sooner or later.<br \/>\nIn the meantime, I&#8217;ve got babes galore, and all the lip balm I<br \/>\ncan carry out at one time.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m restructuring my A to Z program to include taped confessions<br \/>\nreceived by the Apology Line in New York.  Apology is this free<br \/>\ntelephone call where people call in to apologize for crimes and<br \/>\nmisdeeds they committed against other people.  Sometimes muggers<br \/>\nwill call just to say they&#8217;re sorry for scaring all those<br \/>\npeople.  Other times murderers will call and say they&#8217;re sorry<br \/>\nfor the shit they pulled.  It&#8217;s way intense, and it has this cult<br \/>\nfollowing.  It&#8217;s actually an art project, and &#8220;Mr. Apology,&#8221; as<br \/>\nhe&#8217;s called, uses the taped confessions as material for<br \/>\nperformance art pieces.  Anyhow, I am thinking about making the<br \/>\ntapes from this project a central theme to my next gig.  I am<br \/>\nhoping to get something on the Victory Music Series at the old<br \/>\nVictory Theatre in Times Square.  It&#8217;s a converted pornograpic<br \/>\nmovie theatre that now has a pretty hot looking new music<br \/>\nseries.  I only learned of it recently, so haven&#8217;t seen any of<br \/>\nthe performances, but it looks pretty strong.  Have you heard<br \/>\nabout this?  Have you heard of Apology?  It&#8217;s not a pay service,<br \/>\nand it&#8217;s been going on since 1980.  HBO made a movie about it in<br \/>\n1986.<\/p>\n<p>So what&#8217;s new with you?  I hope all is well for you.  I hope this<br \/>\nletter reaches you before you head out to San Francisco, assuming<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s what you planned for this summer.  Perhaps you heard that<br \/>\nPhil McReynolds is getting married.  Strangely enough, he asked<br \/>\nher to marry him while they were on the campus of my old high<br \/>\nschool, and one of the priests who I knew very well there will be<br \/>\nperforming the ceremony.  Inky-dinky world, ain&#8217;t it??  Phil is<br \/>\ntalking about making his own CD.  Maybe he did that since last we<br \/>\nspoke.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, just thought I&#8217;d say hello.  Again, I hope all is well<br \/>\nand that you are getting life&#8217;s premium cable channels for free.<br \/>\nLet me know if you&#8217;ll be in town soon.  I don&#8217;t keep up with the<br \/>\nconcert scene like I used to, so much of it is so boring and I<br \/>\nfinally gave up on it.  Bye.<\/p>\n<p>Victoriously,<br \/>\n-mt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Bob, Hello. How are you doing? I was thinking of you last night when I ordered a Cape Codder at Kennedy&#8217;s Restaurant &#038; Bar on West 57th Street. They made it exceptionally strong, I think, which may have contributed to my falling head first into a pile of garbage bags outside the place afterwards. 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