{"id":25386,"date":"2020-08-02T19:33:11","date_gmt":"2020-08-02T23:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=25386"},"modified":"2020-09-28T20:12:50","modified_gmt":"2020-09-29T00:12:50","slug":"my-drunk-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/08\/02\/my-drunk-face.html","title":{"rendered":"My Drunk Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have enough of these that I could do a compilation, a documentation of the evolution, though really my vodka-weakened face has not changed much, save maybe for the crinkly fleshy shit on my neck. That is relatively recent (~4 or 5 years). The crazy hair will not dissipate soon. I&#8217;m in no place for being in a closed-door barber shop, with or without face shields and hazmat gear.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25387\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/08\/02\/my-drunk-face.html\/20200730_202155\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?fit=1249%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1249,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.7&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-G965U&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1596140515&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;2.92&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;320&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0416666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"20200730_202155\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?fit=500%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-25387\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155.jpg?resize=500%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?resize=500%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?resize=146%2C300&amp;ssl=1 146w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1574&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?resize=749%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 749w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?resize=999%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 999w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?resize=1080%2C2214&amp;ssl=1 1080w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?w=1249&amp;ssl=1 1249w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have enough of these that I could do a compilation, a documentation of the evolution, though really my vodka-weakened face has not changed much, save maybe for the crinkly fleshy shit on my neck. That is relatively recent (~4 or 5 years). The crazy hair will not dissipate soon. I&#8217;m in no place for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25387,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-181-2","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/20200730_202155-scaled.jpg?fit=1249%2C2560&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-6Bs","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25388,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25386\/revisions\/25388"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}