{"id":25482,"date":"2020-08-08T18:38:15","date_gmt":"2020-08-08T22:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=25482"},"modified":"2020-08-08T18:38:15","modified_gmt":"2020-08-08T22:38:15","slug":"found-my-mask-for-all-times-unfortunately-this-isnt-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/08\/08\/found-my-mask-for-all-times-unfortunately-this-isnt-it.html","title":{"rendered":"Found My Mask For All Times. Unfortunately, This Isn’t It."},"content":{"rendered":"

I ordered a mask like this one, from an artist in Sacramento who makes one-of-a-kind, hand-made masks featuring the Peanuts gang. The mask I ordered looked a lot like this, but instead of Snoopy on electric guitar and a nearly-decapitated Pig Pen on bass it featured the inestimable Schroeder, among the great pianists of the 20th century, somehow able to play Beethoven’s Hammerklavier and anything from the standard repertoire on a toy piano with the black keys just painted on. I hope the artist and I can work this out, and I can get that for which I paid a pretty steep premium.<\/p>\n

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Found My Mask For All Times… Not<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I ordered a mask like this one, from an artist in Sacramento who makes one-of-a-kind, hand-made masks featuring the Peanuts gang. The mask I ordered looked a lot like this, but instead of Snoopy on electric guitar and a nearly-decapitated Pig Pen on bass it featured the inestimable Schroeder, among the great pianists of the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25483,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-181-2","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Found-My-Mask-For-All-Times-Not-20200808_181004-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1249&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-6D0","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25484,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25482\/revisions\/25484"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}