{"id":25773,"date":"2020-08-20T19:34:29","date_gmt":"2020-08-20T23:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=25773"},"modified":"2020-08-20T19:34:29","modified_gmt":"2020-08-20T23:34:29","slug":"this-was-a-depressing-bonza-to-wake-up-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/08\/20\/this-was-a-depressing-bonza-to-wake-up-to.html","title":{"rendered":"This Was a Depressing Bonza to Wake Up To"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent part of my waking-up \u00bd hour thinking up as many addictions as I could. Thanks, Bonza.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_25774\" style=\"width: 1255px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25774\" data-attachment-id=\"25774\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/08\/20\/this-was-a-depressing-bonza-to-wake-up-to.html\/screenshot_20200818-084933_bonza\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?fit=1245%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1245,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Depressing Bonza Puzzle\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Depressing Bonza Puzzle&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?fit=498%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-25774\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?resize=1080%2C2221&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"2221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?w=1245&amp;ssl=1 1245w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?resize=146%2C300&amp;ssl=1 146w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?resize=498%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 498w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1579&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?resize=747%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 747w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?resize=996%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 996w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screenshot_20200818-084933_Bonza-scaled.jpg?resize=1080%2C2220&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-25774\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Depressing Bonza Puzzle<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent part of my waking-up \u00bd hour thinking up as many addictions as I could. 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