{"id":25936,"date":"2020-09-05T21:49:22","date_gmt":"2020-09-06T01:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=25936"},"modified":"2020-09-05T21:49:22","modified_gmt":"2020-09-06T01:49:22","slug":"somewhere-in-asshole-brooklyn-at-the-end-of-a-furiously-bad-tinder-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/09\/05\/somewhere-in-asshole-brooklyn-at-the-end-of-a-furiously-bad-tinder-date.html","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere in Asshole Brooklyn, at the end of a Furiously Bad Tinder Date."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_25937\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25937\" data-attachment-id=\"25937\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/09\/05\/somewhere-in-asshole-brooklyn-at-the-end-of-a-furiously-bad-tinder-date.html\/20200830_211753\" 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