{"id":26349,"date":"2020-10-11T19:16:40","date_gmt":"2020-10-11T23:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=26349"},"modified":"2020-10-12T17:12:56","modified_gmt":"2020-10-12T21:12:56","slug":"she-started-licking-his-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/10\/11\/she-started-licking-his-what.html","title":{"rendered":"She Started What?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Sunday opened with closure on a question that has desultorally lingered in the back of my mind since high school: What song did I hear on the radio that opened with the line &#8220;SHE STARTED LICKIN&#8217; HIS ASS&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>This was regular terrestrial radio, not the fabled cable radio available in other cities, said to have broadcast obscene material not allowed over the public airwaves.<\/p>\n<p>And where the hell would that song have gone next?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/pOjWhuG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Thank you Internet<\/a>. Now I know. The song was Van Halen&#8217;s <em>Jamie&#8217;s Cryin&#8217;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What <del>Eddie Van Halen (RIP)<\/del> David Lee Roth really said was &#8220;SHE SAW THAT LOOK IN HIS EYES.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d be happier if the next line of that song was &#8220;THEN SHE STARTED LICKIN&#8217; HIS ASS&#8221;. But no.<\/p>\n<p>I have tried to solve the &#8220;LICKIN&#8217; HIS ASS&#8221; mystery a number of times, searching against all searchies since the earliest Internet days, but came up with nothing. The above <a href=\"https:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/pOjWhuG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">thank you Internet<\/a> link is from a relatively recent 2 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Time to move on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Sunday opened with closure on a question that has desultorally lingered in the back of my mind since high school: What song did I hear on the radio that opened with the line &#8220;SHE STARTED LICKIN&#8217; HIS ASS&#8221;? This was regular terrestrial radio, not the fabled cable radio available in other cities, said to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-181-2","et_post_format-et-post-format-video","et-has-post-format-content"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-6QZ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26349"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26354,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26349\/revisions\/26354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}