{"id":26645,"date":"2020-10-26T20:03:46","date_gmt":"2020-10-27T00:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=26645"},"modified":"2020-10-26T20:05:29","modified_gmt":"2020-10-27T00:05:29","slug":"grocery-store-cashier-today-went-bananas-when-she-saw-me-wearing-this-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2020\/10\/26\/grocery-store-cashier-today-went-bananas-when-she-saw-me-wearing-this-shirt.html","title":{"rendered":"Grocery Store Cashier Today Went Bananas When She Saw Me Wearing This Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"

I mean seriously, it was like she wanted to elope. She kept saying “I love it so much!” and then “That’s Snoopy, that’s Lucy, there’s Sally…” I asked “Do you know Spike?” She said “No, who’s that?” I pointed at the scraggly-moustached dog sitting between Linus and Eudora.<\/p>\n

I’ve had this shirt a long time but don’t remember the last time I wore it. Its secret, its Easter Egg, is that when you turn out the lights Snoopy, and only Snoopy, glows in the dark.<\/p>\n

\"Peanuts

Peanuts T-Shirt Made Grocery Store Cashier Go Bananas<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I mean seriously, it was like she wanted to elope. She kept saying “I love it so much!” and then “That’s Snoopy, that’s Lucy, there’s Sally…” I asked “Do you know Spike?” She said “No, who’s that?” I pointed at the scraggly-moustached dog sitting between Linus and Eudora. I’ve had this shirt a long time […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26646,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-181-2","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Peanuts-T-Shirt-Made-Grocery-Store-Cashier-Go-Bananas-20201026_194838-scaled.jpg?fit=1249%2C2560&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-6VL","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26645"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26651,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26645\/revisions\/26651"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}