sorabji: STOP NETSEXING!!! IT’S UNSEEMLY!! >:P
\nfriend of yore: hahaha how did you know? friend of yore: \ud83d\ude09
\nsorabji: a d00d knows, somehow
\nfriend of yore: haha. i was just about to go to bed.
\nfriend of yore: how are things love?
\nsorabji: do you know Lisa*’s friend Sarah? i’m a bit emfatuated… \ud83d\ude1b
\nfriend of yore: who?
\nfriend of yore: no i don’t know her
\nfriend of yore: i’ll havet to check her out
\nsorabji: yeah, lemme know if you approve
\nsorabji: because your approval means so much to me
\nfriend of yore: I will. you know I think no one is good enough for you.
\nfriend of yore: is that sarcasm I hear?
\nsorabji: No one?
\nfriend of yore: haha
\nfriend of yore: except me
\nfriend of yore: \ud83d\ude09
\nsorabji: of course
\nfriend of yore: hahaha
\nsorabji: L-)
\nfriend of yore: grrrrrrrrrr
\nsorabji: there it is. couldn’t find the right smiley thingy
\nfriend of yore: don’t make me take you down next time I see you.
\nsorabji: down where?
\nsorabji: downtown?
\nfriend of yore: hahah i knew you would say that
\nfriend of yore: just down
\nsorabji: you did?
\nfriend of yore: yup
\nfriend of yore: i’m psychic
\nsorabji: man, this girl Sarah, down was all i could think about… it flooded my mind! #-o
\nfriend of yore: hahaha wow
\nsorabji: which isn’t saying much, but still
\nfriend of yore: is she on myspace?
\nsorabji: yeah, her and her boyfriend :-t
\nfriend of yore: lisa’s the bartender right?
\nfriend of yore: awwww
\nsorabji: i replaced Lucky with her on my friendspace. now is that emfatuation or what?
\nfriend of yore: wow!!!
\nsorabji: yeah, the australian bartender
\nfriend of yore: oh she’s fabulous
\nfriend of yore: i love her
\nsorabji: she worked my birfday
\nfriend of yore: yup i remember
\nfriend of yore: she’s great.
\nsorabji: she is
\nsorabji: and so is her friend!
\nfriend of yore: oohh now i’m going on myspace to find her
\nsorabji: she’s my 16th friend…
\nsorabji: and i only have 16 friends at any time, because i’m exclusive that way
\nfriend of yore: oohh she’s cute!
\nsorabji: *sigh* :”>
\nsorabji: but hey, i’m sure her boyfriend is far more fascinating
\nfriend of yore: wow her boobs are fabulous!
\nsorabji: and for such a thin girl…
\nfriend of yore: i know!
\nfriend of yore: wow
\nsorabji: so you approve?
\nfriend of yore: totally! she’s a cutie. we need to get the bf out of the picture now
\nsorabji: i have assassins
\nsorabji: they work cheap
\nsorabji: but that could get ugly when i run for mayor
\nfriend of yore: ahhh but she’s worth it
\nfriend of yore: haha
\nfriend of yore: check out her legs! Now i have a crush
\nfriend of yore: haha
\nsorabji: yeah, i had lustful thoughts regarding those legs… hmmm
\nsorabji: don’t get me started, you and your netsexing ways
\nfriend of yore: hahaha no@
\nfriend of yore: no! not me
\nsorabji: she was just so nice, too. like, funny and interesting and she drinks milk
\nfriend of yore: awww cute
\nsorabji: lisa says her BF is only an “obstacle”
\nsorabji: see i’m working the room here
\nfriend of yore: lisa is smart!
\nfriend of yore: good for you.
\nsorabji: i mean i’m not gettin’ any younger, as you know
\nsorabji: whatever that means
\nfriend of yore: nah you’re always 47 to me
\nsorabji: hey, thanks, you old bag lady you
\nfriend of yore: not a minute more
\nfriend of yore: haha
\nfriend of yore: ok doll. I’m ready to go to sleep now cutie.
\nsorabji: sated?
\nfriend of yore: after talking to you…always
\nfriend of yore: \ud83d\ude09
\nsorabji: always? i’d have thought never! insatiable!
\nfriend of yore: that’s true too..
\nsorabji: oh i flatter myself sometimes… >:)
\nfriend of yore: can’t it be both?
\nfriend of yore: hahaha.
\nfriend of yore: goodnight my love.
\nsorabji: get some sleep, and work the Sarah angle for me as best you can, i pay $1\/hour for this work
\nfriend of yore: happy valentine’s day!!!
\nsorabji: yeah whatever
\nfriend of yore: ohhh i will…it may take MANY hours
\nfriend of yore: will you be mine?
\nsorabji: be Mayan?
\nfriend of yore: MINE
\nsorabji: i’m not into this Aztec shit
\nfriend of yore: hahahaha come on do it for me
\nfriend of yore: you’d look cute all dressed up
\nfriend of yore: \ud83d\ude09
\nsorabji: i have a gaudy head dress that i whip out on special occasions…
\nfriend of yore: hahaha awesome
\nsorabji: when i’m feeling 10th century Mexican and all, which happens
\nfriend of yore: i’m sure it does.
\nsorabji: thrice daily!
\nfriend of yore: not thrice!
\nsorabji: ummm, octupally?
\nfriend of yore: better
\nfriend of yore: ok i need to sleep…
\nsorabji: hey, whatever you say
\nsorabji: do that.
\nfriend of yore: goodnight my lvoe
\nfriend of yore: love
\nsorabji: get up early and take care of this weather situation
\nfriend of yore: i will.
\nfriend of yore: i’m on it
\nsorabji: you’re in charge of the weather for the rest of the week
\nfriend of yore: ok sounds good
\nsorabji: don’t fuck it up!
\nfriend of yore: hmmm i can’t guarantee anything. i’m new at it.
\nsorabji: i hired you based on your experience and credentials!?
\nfriend of yore: oh yeah…i lied on my res
\nsorabji: in Weather Management?>! remember?
\nfriend of yore: hmmm i do make a cute weather girl
\nsorabji: you have a Masters in Weather Management, right?? a very rare MWM
\nfriend of yore: most definitely
\nsorabji: pronounced mwm
\nfriend of yore: haha ok
\nfriend of yore: yes i do
\nsorabji: i just mumbled the word mwm
\nfriend of yore: hahahaha nice.
\nsorabji: which looks like a personal ads acronym
\nfriend of yore: it totally does
\nsorabji: mwm = man wanta man?
\nfriend of yore: hahah m with man
\nfriend of yore: man with man
\nsorabji: my womb matters!
\nfriend of yore: mama woves meatballs
\nfriend of yore: get it woves…loves
\nfriend of yore: get it?
\nsorabji: hmm, well you should have thoughnt of this when you pursued the Weather Management degree
\nfriend of yore: i should have
\nsorabji: wove wove wove
\nsorabji: wove is all you need
\nfriend of yore: mark woves me
\nsorabji: mark woes you
\nfriend of yore: awwwwwww
\nsorabji: woe woe woe is you
\nsorabji: \ud83d\ude10
\nfriend of yore: :((
\nsorabji: ah, one of my favorite yahoo smilies
\nsorabji: tears squirting east and west
\nfriend of yore: i’m sure it is.
\nsorabji: no nose, no hair, no face really
\nsorabji: so expressive
\nfriend of yore: just tears
\nfriend of yore: shows my dispair
\nsorabji: :o)
\nfriend of yore: ok that is one scary clown
\nsorabji: isn’t that redundant?
\nsorabji: scary clown
\nfriend of yore: seriously…sleep…now scariness too…
\nsorabji: i have to make dinner…
\nfriend of yore: yes it iws
\nfriend of yore: is
\nfriend of yore: dinner??!
\nsorabji: i’m just getting started over here
\nfriend of yore: good lord.
\nfriend of yore: well have a good one.
\nfriend of yore: happy day my valentine
\nsorabji: i always do… er, no i don’t but whatever
\nfriend of yore: mmmmmmmwwwwwahhhhhh
\nsorabji: see ya
\nfriend of yore: buh bye
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