{"id":27122,"date":"2021-02-01T14:21:31","date_gmt":"2021-02-01T18:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=27122"},"modified":"2021-02-01T14:21:31","modified_gmt":"2021-02-01T18:21:31","slug":"teeen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2021\/02\/01\/teeen.html","title":{"rendered":"TEEEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This sign drove me crazy a couple of days ago. I&#8217;d never seen or heard the word &#8220;TEEN&#8221; used as a descriptor for food, so I had no idea what this misspelled word was supposed to be. TWEEN? KEEN? <\/p>\n<p>Now I know there is baby spinach and its more fermented variety known as &#8220;teen&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>The association made between spinach and puberty seems kind of odd to me. To continue with this logic we might have spinach middle aged, elderly, 30-something, and so on. Connoisseurs might have sensitivity enough to detect precisely fermented 47-year-old spinach, or freshly post-pubescent spinach. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a foodie so this kind of thing would not cross my radar, but I do know of baby carrots. I find no serious reference to teen carrots, elderly carrots, or carrots said to be at any other stage of life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This sign drove me crazy a couple of days ago. I&#8217;d never seen or heard the word &#8220;TEEN&#8221; used as a descriptor for food, so I had no idea what this misspelled word was supposed to be. TWEEN? KEEN? Now I know there is baby spinach and its more fermented variety known as &#8220;teen&#8221;. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-181-2","category-video","et_post_format-et-post-format-video","et-has-post-format-content"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saumAn-teeen","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27123,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27122\/revisions\/27123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}