{"id":2772,"date":"2006-09-25T20:55:42","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T00:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=6"},"modified":"2006-09-25T20:55:42","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T00:55:42","slug":"redundant-use-of-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2006\/09\/25\/redundant-use-of-you.html","title":{"rendered":"Redundant use of YOU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tIn the second grade, at Bay Crest Elementary school in Tampa, I remember a girl named Magdalena playing checkers against another kid from her class.<\/p>\n<p>The other kid touched one of the checkers but did not move the piece. Magdalena, for several minutes, shook her head and repeated<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>YOU TOUCH IT YOU GOTTA MOVE IT!<br \/>\nYOU TOUCH IT YOU GOTTA MOVE IT!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Demonstratively shaking her head in disapproval, repeating those seven words, she illustrated her point by touching the checker and moving it to a legal position, then moving it back to its original square on the checkerboard.<\/p>\n<p>By demonstrating how to touch a checker, then move it, she offered visual cues implying that he, having touched the checker, should follow her example and move the piece.<\/p>\n<p>She had long, long hair and wore Pippi Longstocking type outfits.<\/p>\n<p>I felt her commitment to this unwritten rule was self-serving. I felt it stemmed from believing her opponent had limited options by moving that piece, and that victory would be hers once he, according to her prediction, wasted his move.<\/p>\n<p>If the details of this memory seem too thorough, it only reflects the nature of her tirade. I don&#8217;t know how many times she repeated the statement but it seemed like all of eternity. The fact that I remember it tonight, over 30 years later, could prove that she has said it all along, and will say it forever.<\/p>\n<p>She never embellished or modified the statement. I shortened the phrase in my mind to &#8220;TOUCH IT YOU GOTTA MOVE IT,&#8221; unconsciously editing out a redundant use of YOU.<\/p>\n<p>A teacher, very tall, walked over to the table but soon walked back to her desk, bringing no resolution to the matter.<\/p>\n<p>Today I think of this one-line lecture any time I see a chess or checkers board.<\/p>\n<p>Recurrance of this memory has more recently found another slot in my mind: Listening to the song <em>Pork-U-Pine<\/em>, by Jeff Beck, the sound of the female voice that cuts in to the song sounds exactly like I remember Magdalena&#8217;s voice.<\/p>\n<p><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2772-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/p-u-p1.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/p-u-p1.mp3\">https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/p-u-p1.mp3<\/a><\/audio><br \/>\nMagdalena was patient, righteous, earnest, but her lecture still had a whine about it. Just like the Pork-U-Pine girl.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tI felt her commitment to this unwritten rule was self-serving. I felt it stemmed from believing her opponent had limited options by moving that piece, and that victory would be hers once he, according to her prediction, wasted his move.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-181-2","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-II","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}