{"id":28761,"date":"2021-08-12T13:04:29","date_gmt":"2021-08-12T17:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=28761"},"modified":"2021-08-12T13:04:29","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T17:04:29","slug":"woke-up-feeling-alright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2021\/08\/12\/woke-up-feeling-alright.html","title":{"rendered":"Woke Up Feeling Alright"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Slept well. Had some wicked dreams, too bad I can&#8217;t remember much about them. One passage involved an ex-girlfriend berating me for wearing a hat that she felt did not communicate proper sartorial etiquette. It wasn&#8217;t that I wore a hat indoors, which I guess is still a no-no, at least in some parts of these United States of America. She just thought this particular hat made my head look like a penis.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling good I took a short shower, made some coffee, booted up the PC, and even posted something to Facebook, something I usually regret. I don&#8217;t regret for posting anything stupid, however often I do exactly that. It&#8217;s just a waste of time. But as I long ago learned about myself, I know how to waste time, how to waste this life.<\/p>\n<p>Troubles began after starting the PC. Since last week I can no longer hit the Windows key and search this computer. I&#8217;ve wasted enough time trying every solution out there to conclude that nothing can be done about this, adding significantly to the physical movements I need to make to accomplish mundane computer tasks.<\/p>\n<p>Windows has also decided to randomly move focus from one piece of software to another. I was just typing that last sentence into this WordPress screen when, for no reason, focus switched over to Notepad++, where the words I typed overwrote a block of text that had been selected earlier, when I was actually intending to use that piece of software.<\/p>\n<p>Control-Z restored the block of text but not my serenity. One thing after another, one irritant and non-functioning piece of software followed by Windows Explorer getting twitchy. A simple freeware program I use to edit metadata for mp3 and flac files froze.<\/p>\n<p>I thought it might be smart to restart Windows Explorer before it commit suicide. This resulted in Windows throwing an error message I&#8217;ve never seen, making it sound like all are doomed and the cataclysm will commence if I follow through with restarting Explorer.<\/p>\n<p>I felt forced by this error message to shut down and reboot, all the while begging this fucking machine to please explain why I had to do this. I had just turned the PC on, it&#8217;s not like it had been up and running for days or weeks, nor had I done anything unusual to put any excessive demands on what is, for the most part, a pretty stable PC.<\/p>\n<p>Down the drain went the work I&#8217;d put into seemingly mundane tasks I had at hand: Sending an e-mail, editing some metadata for piano music on my new <a href=\"https:\/\/classical-piano.wsbj.com\/public\/classical_piano\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Classical Piano Radio<\/a>, and verifying a new payphone location.<\/p>\n<p>After two hours I finally was allowed to complete these tasks, my brain nearly on fire from anger and frustration.<\/p>\n<p>I think the new <a href=\"https:\/\/classical-piano.wsbj.com\/public\/classical_piano\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Classical Piano Radio<\/a> will be successful if I can just keep this computer from fucking me over and fucking me over and fucking me over. If I can stop wasting even more time typing up these dyspeptic rants maybe that would also be in my favor.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slept well. Had some wicked dreams, too bad I can&#8217;t remember much about them. One passage involved an ex-girlfriend berating me for wearing a hat that she felt did not communicate proper sartorial etiquette. 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