{"id":28943,"date":"2021-10-06T20:07:40","date_gmt":"2021-10-07T00:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=28943"},"modified":"2021-10-06T20:07:40","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T00:07:40","slug":"i-forget-why-i-started-posting-this-oh-right-its-because-i-am-a-bruised-middle-aged-creep-moldering-away-in-personal-home-page-oblivion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2021\/10\/06\/i-forget-why-i-started-posting-this-oh-right-its-because-i-am-a-bruised-middle-aged-creep-moldering-away-in-personal-home-page-oblivion.html","title":{"rendered":"I Forget Why I Started Posting This&#8230; Oh, Right. It&#8217;s Because I am a Bruised Middle-Aged Creep. 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