{"id":29055,"date":"2021-10-12T09:55:21","date_gmt":"2021-10-12T13:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=29055"},"modified":"2021-10-12T09:55:21","modified_gmt":"2021-10-12T13:55:21","slug":"scared-her-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2021\/10\/12\/scared-her-off.html","title":{"rendered":"Scared Her Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think it was my 12-letter words and big ambitions. She&#8217;s a simple sort, poor (like me), with no desires to do anything but sit at her desk 11-12 hours a day. Her voice is oddly shrill for such a timid creature. We did not have much basis save for mutual attraction. Being from the same neighborhood doesn&#8217;t bring much to the discussion when neither of us ever goes anywhere. I used to be an Astoria barfly but it&#8217;s rare for me to enter such places now. She&#8217;s claims to have never been to a bar at all. 23 years younger than me, divorced, I wouldn&#8217;t know what her sex was like. We made out for over two hours but I scared her off before we went any further. Beautiful woman.<\/p>\n<p>I am wearing a t-shirt I&#8217;d given up on long ago. It did not anymore. Then I remembered: That was 20 pounds ago. This old shirt fits perfectly now. It&#8217;s the one with Snoopy and his brothers playing cards. This one got me some unexpected attention once at Rockefeller Center. A security guard, armed with what was probably just a BB gun, stopped me in the hall, looking official, making me think I was about to be randomly frisked and bodily searched.<\/p>\n<p>instead he cracked a smile, asking &#8220;Where can I get that shirt?&#8221; I responded &#8220;eBay or bust, I don&#8217;t where else to get this one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He seemed satisfied with the response, but the encounter left me asking if he had not just made inappropriate use of his &#8220;authority&#8221; as an on-duty, armed security dude. Yes, it made me nervous at first, being stopped in my tracks by someone with a gun. Maybe I&#8217;m just a wuss. A &#8216;fraidy-cat.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to Secaucus, or as I keep hearing it pronounced, <em>SEE<\/em>caucus. I don&#8217;t know what awaits but a quick look at a map shows there is a park and some bridges nearby. Looks like more fun than I would have thought. Just put on my shoes. I&#8217;m back to the old Teva sandals with holes in them. Just can&#8217;t part with them.<\/p>\n<p>I just discovered, or I guess rediscovered, that I have a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.last.fm\/user\/sorabjinyc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">last.fm page<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it was my 12-letter words and big ambitions. She&#8217;s a simple sort, poor (like me), with no desires to do anything but sit at her desk 11-12 hours a day. Her voice is oddly shrill for such a timid creature. We did not have much basis save for mutual attraction. 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