{"id":31939,"date":"2022-07-01T12:49:28","date_gmt":"2022-07-01T12:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=31939"},"modified":"2022-07-03T09:25:18","modified_gmt":"2022-07-03T13:25:18","slug":"magical-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2022\/07\/01\/magical-thoughts.html","title":{"rendered":"Magical thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"postie-post\">Reflecting on some of the magical, mellifluous, memorable thoughts that oozed through my head this Friday.<\/p>\n<p>I might need an umbrella later today.<\/p>\n<p>I like my new umbrella. It&#8217;s nice. It&#8217;s fancy. I don&#8217;t remember the last time I paid cash money for an umbrella.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I up so early today?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a woman I want to cross paths with again on the subway today. She writes nice poems on her website.<\/p>\n<p>Another woman on the subway is constant drama, crying, working the phones at 7:30 in the morning. She&#8217;s beautiful, though. Looks like a soul-sucking human, and exactly the kind of woman I&#8217;d fall for. Signed: Mr. Abusive Relationship Magnet.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if this new app I installed will actually work.<\/p>\n<p>That was a good cocksucking video I saw last night.<\/p>\n<p>My boss at work has not shown up for a month and no one seems willing to ask why.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Why do women refer to pony tail holders by many different names? A woman I knew a few years ago left a bunch of them behind. I saved one.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve taken\u00a0 anxiety and BP pills 3 of the last 7 days. I&#8217;ve rationed them in the past but not anymore.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reflecting on some of the magical, mellifluous, memorable thoughts that oozed through my head this Friday. I might need an umbrella later today. I like my new umbrella. It&#8217;s nice. It&#8217;s fancy. I don&#8217;t remember the last time I paid cash money for an umbrella. Why am I up so early today? There&#8217;s a woman [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-8j9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}