{"id":32441,"date":"2022-08-18T20:22:14","date_gmt":"2022-08-19T00:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=32441"},"modified":"2022-08-18T20:22:14","modified_gmt":"2022-08-19T00:22:14","slug":"i-was-this-kid-and-to-a-lesser-extent-i-still-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2022\/08\/18\/i-was-this-kid-and-to-a-lesser-extent-i-still-am.html","title":{"rendered":"I Was This Kid and, To a Lesser Extent, I Still Am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a pain in the ass to sleep with. A face-grabber, your-body-is-my-pillow, through my rigor-mortis throat I hurl incoherent mad-house references to beehives and juicy-juice gone stale.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Why are you so tired this morning  ? \ud83d\ude02 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/nx5QAVsTiw\">pic.twitter.com\/nx5QAVsTiw<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cctv_idiots\/status\/1560199580368703488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 18, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>My mother commented often about how she would wake up with me sleeping on her full-body, my baby face unconsciously \u00bd an inch away from hers.<\/p>\n<p>I was this kid. I still am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a pain in the ass to sleep with. A face-grabber, your-body-is-my-pillow, through my rigor-mortis throat I hurl incoherent mad-house references to beehives and juicy-juice gone stale. Why are you so tired this morning ? \ud83d\ude02 pic.twitter.com\/nx5QAVsTiw &mdash; CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) August 18, 2022 My mother commented often about how she would wake up with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-181-2","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-8rf","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32441"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32442,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32441\/revisions\/32442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}