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Sexting certainly makes the morning commute flash past. I was like, Fulton Street? Already?<\/p>\n

It’s funny because there are people I see on the morning trains, they are texting like crazy, or so it appears, and I often ask who works the phones and texts at 7 in the morning? Has everybody been sexting without me?<\/p>\n

I don’t know why it gets me so excited right now. It will pass. I am no stranger to such things, not even close to it being new to me. But it’s exhilarating with a new and random person. She claims she wants to be peed on, which is something I did a few times with a woman last year. I was with her from (I think) February into the summer. I can speak of her now. The coast is clear. She got me to do some crazy-to-me stuff but ultimately she was cold as ice. Mechanical. Two times I made her smile. Once when peed on her. Make that 4 times I made her smile. The three times I peed on her and the one time she got me to suck on her dildo. I don’t know if I ever made a woman laugh like that, just by shoving a dildo down my face.<\/p>\n

She was, basically, obsessed with cock. I’ve known women like this and, believe it or not, it really gets monotonous.<\/p>\n

The hot date with the woman who looked me over like she saw straight into me turned into a total dud. Oh well. I am not ageist but women of an age that they could be my daughter (gasp) look less and less possible to me, even after the string of 20-somethings chasing after me for those few years.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sexting certainly makes the morning commute flash past. I was like, Fulton Street? Already? It’s funny because there are people I see on the morning trains, they are texting like crazy, or so it appears, and I often ask who works the phones and texts at 7 in the morning? Has everybody been sexting without […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-8AU","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33040"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33042,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33040\/revisions\/33042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}