{"id":33105,"date":"2022-11-25T19:11:27","date_gmt":"2022-11-25T19:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=33105"},"modified":"2022-11-25T19:10:27","modified_gmt":"2022-11-25T23:10:27","slug":"roles-reversed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2022\/11\/25\/roles-reversed.html","title":{"rendered":"Roles reversed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"postie-post\">\n<p>Now the roles are reversed. The placements, that is. I am sitting where she sat earlier today. I have no fascination with this person. It&#8217;s just that this job gives one precious little to think about, to stretch the legs of the mind. So my mind gets activated by just about anything.<\/p>\n<p>She is still sniffing. Is that an early Covid symptom? Probably not.<\/p>\n<p>I found someone\u2019s BJ\u2019s Club card outside, on the sidewalk. It appears the person who lost it (her name is printed on the card) works in this building. Should I return it to her? I don\u2019t know. It seems neighborly, and in a spirit of corporate synergy.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll just forget about it. *<\/p>\n<p>I am back on the hookup app and sexting with strangers. It\u2019s fun. Really makes time pass. One woman is actually close to my age. Within 10 years, that is. Most women I connect with here are half my age or younger, which starts out looking for daddy. It only gets weird from there\u2026 as if it wasn\u2019t weird already.<\/p>\n<p>Bah, not as much time as I thought to write this miraculous, meaningful missive.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>UPDATE<\/strong><\/span>: I gave it to a security guard.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now the roles are reversed. The placements, that is. I am sitting where she sat earlier today. I have no fascination with this person. It&#8217;s just that this job gives one precious little to think about, to stretch the legs of the mind. So my mind gets activated by just about anything. She is still [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-8BX","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33105"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33110,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33105\/revisions\/33110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}