{"id":33760,"date":"2022-12-30T13:37:55","date_gmt":"2022-12-30T13:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=33760"},"modified":"2022-12-30T10:04:22","modified_gmt":"2022-12-30T14:04:22","slug":"shes-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2022\/12\/30\/shes-real.html","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s Real"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"postie-post\">Last night got a little crazy. Balancing my desire for a new dating app woman to be real with the reality that another woman I knew years ago and who is certainly real has re-entered my orbit. I offended her a few years ago but she says, as I suspected, that she found my anger endearing. I never let on that I found where she lived. It was too easy to do. She had a beautiful old electrically-lit phone booth outside her building. That sucker\u2019s gone now. But she might give me a long-awaited tour of Rego Park. Her Rego Park. The other woman I\u2019ll toy with. I think she\u2019s a dude, or a syndicate of hucksters. Her random references to crypto investing has every hallmark of a con. And her impossible photos. The real woman is none of this, none of that. She exuberates.<br \/>\n \u00a0<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night got a little crazy. Balancing my desire for a new dating app woman to be real with the reality that another woman I knew years ago and who is certainly real has re-entered my orbit. I offended her a few years ago but she says, as I suspected, that she found my anger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-8Mw","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}