{"id":34330,"date":"2023-04-19T17:50:32","date_gmt":"2023-04-19T21:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=34330"},"modified":"2023-04-19T17:50:32","modified_gmt":"2023-04-19T21:50:32","slug":"flaccid-croissants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2023\/04\/19\/flaccid-croissants.html","title":{"rendered":"Flaccid Croissants"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_34331\" style=\"width: 1321px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-34331\" data-attachment-id=\"34331\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2023\/04\/19\/flaccid-croissants.html\/croissant_\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Croissant.jpg?fit=1311%2C2229&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1311,2229\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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