{"id":34692,"date":"2023-08-26T08:26:18","date_gmt":"2023-08-26T12:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2023\/08\/26\/a-lot-of-questions.html"},"modified":"2023-10-12T18:16:08","modified_gmt":"2023-10-12T22:16:08","slug":"a-lot-of-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2023\/08\/26\/a-lot-of-questions.html","title":{"rendered":"A Lot of Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dude who sells me strawberries, once in a while, will ask a whole lot of questions. Today he asked why I go to work so early. In an earlier episode he had asked what time my job starts. I told him 9am. He obviously remembered this, and perhaps had today&#8217;s line of questioning prepared days in advance. I explained that I like to be early. I can be calm, quiet, do some writing or reading. Omitted from the explanation was the fact that I have no one at home to wake up with, to roil the sheets with a hearty rumpus, so what else am I supposed to do? Getting up early is supposed to be a good thing, no? This time he asked for details about where I work and what I do. I&#8217;m not keen to divulge that info to most people but he seemed harmless, and luckily he had never heard of this company. Then, changing gears completely, he asked if I&#8217;d ever heard of CAVA, or maybe he said CAVO. If it&#8217;s the place I think he was referring to then yes, I&#8217;d heard of it. He smiled huge, and said it was his favorite place ever. I&#8217;ve never been in but I think I know the place, I think it&#8217;s a nightclub and I don&#8217;t really have much interest in night clubs.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I must admit, it is a question I&#8217;ve asked (to myself) of some people here who also get to work an hour or more before their start time. It is none of my business, of course, but I sometimes wonder what they are avoiding, or if that it even a reason for them to be here before 7am when they don&#8217;t start work until 9. One woman in particular, for whom I had a brief attraction, seemed so glued to this office that I imagined she used it as a shield of some sort. She talks to no one and seems to only use her phone to watch funny videos, never to communicate with others.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A couple of people here have asked why I get here so early. One person was bold enough to ask what I&#8217;m writing about all these mornings. I do not recall my answer but I remember it being suitably vague, but just short of implying that it&#8217;s none of his business, which is what I was thinking. One time I was writing a correspondence to a woman I briefly interacted with. She was a pornographer from one of the infinite quantity of free webcam sites, and we hit it off with 100% candid email discussions of masturbation, bucket list sexual acts, etc. As I was writing about masturbation to her someone here snuck up behind and asked what I was writing about. I closed the screen and said &#8220;Nothing now.&#8221; That correspondence did not last long. I did not think it would. But those kind of all-in correspondences can really light me up.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today was rain. It felt stupid getting frenched (<em>I meant &#8220;drenched&#8221; but prefer &#8220;frenched&#8221; so it stays<\/em>) like I did because I know the rain will stop or at least slow down in 15-20 minutes, or rather by the time I get to work. There was a literal river flowing up Broadway from 31st Street toward 32nd. By my standards this all conspired to make me a little late. 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