{"id":34700,"date":"2023-09-02T08:31:18","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T12:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2023\/09\/02\/fresh-pants-new-shirt.html"},"modified":"2023-09-02T08:31:18","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T12:31:18","slug":"fresh-pants-new-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2023\/09\/02\/fresh-pants-new-shirt.html","title":{"rendered":"Fresh Pants, New Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sartorially I feel a little different than usual. Brand new shirt. Have not had one of those in over a year. Short sleeves with no pocket. Not tuckable. Casual but classy. I think I&#8217;d been wearing the same pants for a month. Was not problematic, really. I don&#8217;t do anything exertional. I don&#8217;t get dirty, at the office at least. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Subways were slow today but I could have afforded to leave 4 or 5 minutes earlier than I did. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is my last day training for one of two new roles here. Next week I start training on something else. I&#8217;m not sure which I would prefer or if it matters. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t really have anything to say, do I? My day starts at 5:30 am, often with a brick hardon. I have an alarm set to go off at 6 am, which is when I used to ake up. Getting up before 6 am gives me a chance to disable the alarm for the day. This always feels like a little victory to get my day going. If I beat the 6am alarm I win. When I sleep straight through to 6 am and wake to the sound of that annoying alarm I feel the day has started with a loss. I watch pornography while brushing my teeth and making coffee. I sit down in the shower and consume anxiety and blood pressure meds, the coffee, and I masturbate to the porn before turning the shower on me. Wash it all away. I also pee in the shower, if need be. I read someone warning the world not to do that because it will make you susceptible to a condition where you have to pee any time you are near running water. I am skeptical of that but I have known people who say they have that condition, where being near a small waterfall and hearing the sound of the tinkling water makes them need to pee. I do not shit in the shower but since a few years ago I blast water up my asshole to rid it of whatever little chunks of whatever end up there. I read about this online somewhere, in a discussion about bidets. Many people took what I felt was a perfectly logical alternative of daily blasting the muck out of their butthole. I can say, honestly, that it changed my life. Sitting felt different in ways I&#8217;d probably rather not explore in too much detail. It is highly recommended, though, if you don&#8217;t do it now. It takes 10-15 seconds. I honestly hated it at first, the blunt sensation of that particular body part suddenly getting attention, and the awkwardness. But I ignore that now. It is simply part of the ritual.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guess everyone will be at the beach this weekend. Summer is ending but I want to make a try for exploring some of the Staten Island Greenbelt. It looks massive but if I plan ahead (I almost never do) it could be manageable. Getting there would be 2 subways, the ferry, the SIR ( wish they called it the &#8220;STIR&#8221;), and probably another bus. The ferry makes me seasick now, unlike earlier times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know if I will make it there tomorrow. Weather looks perfect, though. 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