{"id":35082,"date":"2024-06-14T19:27:05","date_gmt":"2024-06-14T23:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=35082"},"modified":"2024-06-14T19:27:05","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T23:27:05","slug":"i-read-about-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2024\/06\/14\/i-read-about-a-woman.html","title":{"rendered":"I Read About a Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"

who kissed her old man lover (thrice her age!) when she was 17. She wrote a book about it, made a lot of money, then decades later wrote another revisionist book about how disgusted she was with that middle-aged man’s neck flab and his inability to sustain erection. I was not that man. I was, however, complimented upon my neck flab just the other (other) night. Someone kissed it hungrily. It was Tuesday, I believe.<\/p>\n

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middle-aged neck flab?<\/p><\/div>\n

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who kissed her old man lover (thrice her age!) when she was 17. She wrote a book about it, made a lot of money, then decades later wrote another revisionist book about how disgusted she was with that middle-aged man’s neck flab and his inability to sustain erection. I was not that man. I was, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":35083,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-181-2","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20240610_204658-scaled.jpg?fit=1920%2C2560&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-97Q","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35084,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35082\/revisions\/35084"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}