{"id":35085,"date":"2024-06-15T08:33:54","date_gmt":"2024-06-15T12:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2024\/06\/15\/less-than-an-hour-early.html"},"modified":"2024-06-15T08:33:54","modified_gmt":"2024-06-15T12:33:54","slug":"less-than-an-hour-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2024\/06\/15\/less-than-an-hour-early.html","title":{"rendered":"Less than an hour early"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I&#8217;m already nervous. Usually I get here before 8am but subways were twisted asunder today with the MTA app providing meaningless information and in-station signs and announcements making no sense, seemingly on autopilot. Definitely popping another panic pill when I get back from here, my favorite place at this job. The Saturday morning solitary use of the big break room. Now I have to figure out a strategy to get to Ridgewood tonight, with the L being partly suspended. I have time for this, and other things, because staffing today is psychotic. I&#8217;ve been sleeping well since the new a\/c arrived but a muscle twitch over my left eyelid is enough to make me crazay. I want to write a text splat today, a stack of words that goes somewhere but amounts to nothing, nowhere. I am nervous and anxious enough that this will probably happen automagically. My GF and I have plans for tonight, oh do we ever. I just have to get there. I switched bags again, after concluding that the old Jack Spade bag is just too mangy, and irreconcilably so. Filthy to its fabric. I summoned an old laptop bag which has tales to tell with the papery shit stuffed in there from years ago. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I&#8217;m already nervous. Usually I get here before 8am but subways were twisted asunder today with the MTA app providing meaningless information and in-station signs and announcements making no sense, seemingly on autopilot. Definitely popping another panic pill when I get back from here, my favorite place at this job. The Saturday morning solitary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-97T","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}