{"id":3966,"date":"2013-11-24T00:45:01","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T05:45:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=3966"},"modified":"2013-11-24T00:45:01","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T05:45:01","slug":"i-dont-understand-who-that-happened-it-was-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2013\/11\/24\/i-dont-understand-who-that-happened-it-was-like.html","title":{"rendered":"I don’t understand who that happened. It was like"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I don’t understand who that happened. It was like a reign of terror. But this never happened. Well, it happened a year later. But it was like a reign of terror. I really had a good time out there. It was a good 2 days. Then one night… poor Kyle… I can’t believe it, I never met a biker. He’s like, he was devesated, retardedly weird sensitive guy. He’s a treasure. He’s cute. 29. He’s with this girl, like, 4 months and I’m like come on, what the hell, what the FUCK? 4 months… Where are the babies? I think he is gay. I think he wants a relationship so bad that he should be married by now but it isn’t my fault, they were breaking up when I met him so he gave her an ultimatum and she was like, OK… he was so burnt. We made out a few nights but he was like crying and shit, we slept together one night, it was out of stupid drunknness, then he stayed where I was staying but we slept in the bedrom of this other girl he was seeing and there were triangles all over. I backed down, didn’t hit nothing, all i saw was blood everywhere and i laughed so hard but then i panicked.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t understand who that happened. It was like a reign of terror. But this never happened. Well, it happened a year later. But it was like a reign of terror. I really had a good time out there. It was a good 2 days. Then one night… poor Kyle… I can’t believe it, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-11Y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}