{"id":41668,"date":"2024-07-12T13:00:57","date_gmt":"2024-07-12T17:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2024\/07\/12\/funny-phone-number.html"},"modified":"2024-07-12T13:00:57","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T17:00:57","slug":"funny-phone-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2024\/07\/12\/funny-phone-number.html","title":{"rendered":"Funny phone number"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I got a laugh out of this. I&#8217;m at the office when I looked at my phone and saw a text message from an unknown number. It said &#8220;How is your life in New York?&#8221; I did not recognize the number but the message sounded like the kind of randomass message &#8220;someone out there&#8221; might randomly decide to send me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I typed the unknown number into one of those Internet search thingies you&#8217;ve probably heard about. It returned several pages of links to websites for escort services. I kinda chuckled but next thing I knew the big boss came right over to my desk. I manged to close it just in time to prevent her from perhaps noticing that I just used a company computer to search for escort services. Or rather that it appeared I had just done that.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The phone number was just a spam thing. I tried calling it from a LinkNYC totem. It&#8217;s already been disconnected.&nbsp; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a laugh out of this. I&#8217;m at the office when I looked at my phone and saw a text message from an unknown number. It said &#8220;How is your life in New York?&#8221; I did not recognize the number but the message sounded like the kind of randomass message &#8220;someone out there&#8221; might [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-aQ4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}