{"id":4420,"date":"2015-09-28T14:42:14","date_gmt":"2015-09-28T18:42:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=4420"},"modified":"2015-09-28T14:42:14","modified_gmt":"2015-09-28T18:42:14","slug":"walking-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2015\/09\/28\/walking-shoes.html","title":{"rendered":"Walking Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tI don&#8217;t know how many hundreds of miles I&#8217;ve walked in these suckas, but they are finally starting to fall apart. These <strong>Teva Men&#8217;s Dozer III<\/strong>s have been good to me, stomping through cemeteries, highways and byways, other cities, and cathartic walks of double digit miles. An earlier pair of Teva&#8217;s gave out a lot quicker than these. I don&#8217;t remember what prompted this but one day I looked at the bottoms of those shoes and found that they were gone. The bottoms, that is. The tops looked normal, so I was able to sustain the appearance of being adequately dressed in public. It reminded me of Connie Chung&#8217;s story about getting her dress caught in a bathroom door and, unable to get it unraveled before the end of a commercial break, she just left it there. She did the rest of the newscast in her panties, her viewers none the wiser.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_4421\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4421\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/DSC03028_001.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Teva Men&#039;s Dozer III\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"size-large wp-image-4421\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4421\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Teva Men&#8217;s Dozer III<\/p><\/div>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know how many hundreds of miles I&#8217;ve walked in these suckas, but they are finally starting to fall apart. These Teva Men&#8217;s Dozer IIIs have been good to me, stomping through cemeteries, highways and byways, other cities, and cathartic walks of double digit miles. An earlier pair of Teva&#8217;s gave out a lot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20531,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-181-2","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/DSC03028_001-1024x768-1.jpg?fit=1024%2C768&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-19i","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4420\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}