Once again, a post title that I don’t know why. I have nothing to say about changeling, which I initially spelt without the necessary “e”. I’d like to change myself. Swap myself into someone else’s life. Imposterize convincingly and unequivocably, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fatherless and unfatherly, I sometimes sail over the existential quagmire of my mere existence. Mother considered aborting me, my father was gay, and I don’t suspect I was entirely expected. One could write it off as a flashpoint. A forgettable bit of trivia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But did anyone ask me if I wanted to be born?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am hearing a lot more coughing than usual at the workplace. I self-tested negative for Covid last week but I don’t know if those self-test kits have kept up with the latest strains and tribulations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was recalling how much fun playing card spoonerisms are. Four of Hearts = Whore of Farts. Four of Clubs = Core of Flubs. Jack of Spades = Spack of Jades. Hell, I have time today, let’s go in order.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ace of Spades – Space od Aids<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two of Spades = Spoo of Tades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Three of Spades – Spree of Thades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Four of Spades – Spore of Fades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Five of Spades – Spive of Fades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Six of Spades – Spix of Aids<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seven of Spades = Speven of Sades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eight of Spades = Spate of Aids<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nine of Spades – Spine of Nades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ten of Spades = Spend ot Tades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jack of Spades = Spack of Jades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Queen of Spades = Speen of Quades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
King of Spades = Sping of Kades<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ace of Hearts – Hace of Arts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two of Hearts – Hoo of Tarts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Three of Hearts – Hee of Thrarts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Four of Hearts – Whore of Farts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Five of Hearts – Hive of Farts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Six of Hearts – Hicks of Sartre’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seven of Hearts – Heaven of Sartre’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eight of Hearts – Hate of Arts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nine of Hearts – Hine of Narts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ten of Hearts – Hen of Tarts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jack of Hearts – Hack of Jarts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Queen of Hearts – Heen of Quarts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
King of Hearts – Hing of Karts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ace of Clubs – Case of Lubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two of Clubs – Clue of Tubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Three of Clubs – Clee of Thrubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Four of Clubs – Core of Flubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Five of Clubs – Clive of Fubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Six of Clubs – Clix of Subs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seven of Clubs – Cleven of Subs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eight of Clubs – Clate of Ubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nine of Clubs – Cline of Nubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ten of Clubs – Clen of Tubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jack of Clubs – Clack of Jubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Queens of Clubs – Clean of Qubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
King of Clubs – Cling of Cubs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not going to bother with Diamonds, it just doesn’t have the same ludicrosity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a heat warning today but when I was outside for about 45 minutes I did not even crack a sweat or feel oppressed by the temperature. Is it really 93 degrees today?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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