{"id":456,"date":"2014-10-10T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/szapp.com\/blog\/ups-my-choice-always-wrong-never-on-time.html"},"modified":"2014-10-10T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T10:00:00","slug":"ups-my-choice-always-wrong-never-on-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2014\/10\/10\/ups-my-choice-always-wrong-never-on-time.html","title":{"rendered":"UPS My Choice: Always Wrong, Never On Time."},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tUPS My Choice is one of the odder failures I’ve encountered. Described as a service that would make receipt of UPS packages more flexible for residential customers I purchased a 1-year subscription a few years ago, and quickly discovered that the program had no merit. I did not renew the subscription to UPS My Choice, but for some reason my account is still alive years on. I get e-mails such as this one, promising an estimated delivery time of between 4:45pm and 7:00pm.<\/p>\n

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UPS My Choice: Always Wrong, Never On Time<\/p><\/div>\n

As usual, the delivery was made at a time well outside this promised time span. I think this package\u00a0actually arrived around 2pm. It’s lucky I didn’t take UPS’s word for it and go outside to enjoy the beautiful day before returning at 4:45 to resume waiting. I just don’t understand why they bother. I don’t think a single delivery has arrived within the promised time frame in the 2 or 3 years I’ve been an unwilling subscriber to\u00a0UPS My Choice.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

UPS My Choice is one of the odder failures I’ve encountered. Described as a service that would make receipt of UPS packages more flexible for residential customers I purchased a 1-year subscription a few years ago, and quickly discovered that the program had no merit. I did not renew the subscription to UPS My Choice, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shit-doesnt-work","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/ups_my_choice_wtf-1024x575-1.jpg?fit=1024%2C575&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-7m","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}