{"id":47938,"date":"2026-05-25T07:00:23","date_gmt":"2026-05-25T11:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2026\/05\/25\/rock-hard-avocado.html"},"modified":"2026-06-03T15:44:20","modified_gmt":"2026-06-03T19:44:20","slug":"rock-hard-avocado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2026\/05\/25\/rock-hard-avocado.html","title":{"rendered":"Rock Hard Avocado"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Since welcoming the avocado into my diet it&#8217;s become a challenge to find edible portions. At the supermarket I spotted a woman squeezing one avocado after another, on a display of probably 100 avocad\u00f8. Her experience was the same as mine at this same store a couple of days previous. &#8220;They are hard as a rock&#8221; I said to her, not expecting a response. She laughed and commented that these will be edible in 5 months. I said &#8220;Just be patient.&#8221; Pleasant exchanges with strangers, such as this, do not happen much to me. More likely I&#8217;d be stared at, ignored, or just waved off. I&#8217;ll never see or know this woman again but for the sake of the unsqueezably hard avocado it was a nice little human encounter.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Behaviors of strangers. There&#8217;s a guy I&#8217;ve seen around the &#8216;hood for years. Tall, lanky, with a permanent look of chagrin and irritability. He once made a comment to me at Rainey Park, something to do with the conditions of the place. I have no memory except that I was with\u00a0 the Muslim Hottie and she also could not understand what he said. I recently watched him jump the turnstile at 36th Avenue. Any time I see him now my first thought will be something like &#8220;Jackass&#8221;, &#8220;Thief,&#8221; &#8220;Piece of shit.&#8221; Yeah, I think highly of fare evaders. Do people who do this understand that strangers label them for their illegal behavior? If there was a bounty for calling out fare evaders I&#8217;d be a rich person, not the poorie I am today.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since welcoming the avocado into my diet it&#8217;s become a challenge to find edible portions. At the supermarket I spotted a woman squeezing one avocado after another, on a display of probably 100 avocad\u00f8. Her experience was the same as mine at this same store a couple of days previous. &#8220;They are hard as a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-ctc","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47938"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47953,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47938\/revisions\/47953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}